Reasons why we don't like April fools day
everlarksheart: Because i cant take a joke I cant figure out if your being sarcastic or not I cant tell weather your telling the truth I don’t know if its real drama or not. Because i hate drama. Because I’m to stupid to figure anything out and because I cant trust anyone.. because bitches be telling me Steve Aoki’s playing on DP when he’s not </raging right now>
So my left snakebite got infected and it was coming out the front so I tried to pull it from the front but the flat end on the back is too big to come out through the hole so I tried to push it out through the back but my skin closed over in my mouth so it’s stuck in this infected little ball. Cool.
echoessilencepatiencecake: idk i have good taste in music and i have boobs what more do people want from me
Last night I watched my friend eat queso dip off a...
electric-tonight: I had no words for how disgusting that was. It was probably the worst thing I’ve seen in a while. Or ever.
That awkward moment when everyone thinks Project X is insane and you’re like ‘But I live in IV…’